1. Nearly finished second year of Uni, then into earning money to pay off debts for a bit.

2. After my money-earning spell I shall hopefully be earning more money but on an amazing placement somewhere!

3. I also, as always, plan to get round to freeing up some time and making some art.

4. We'd make a great couple, you and I, if only you didn't smell of urine and ask for me for Bus Money, then cunningly spend it on heavy narcotics.

5. I had a job Interview today, think it went a little bit snazzy with a good touch of jazzy, and very minimal razzy.

6. Milk is apparently a good source of Calcium.

7. I wonder who invented the names of the colours? Sir Arnold Yellow, Reginald Tobias Brown?

8. Sultan Express Chicken Tikka Rolls in Wokingham are amazing.

9. Flip-Flops are actually useless. I needed summer shoes today, bought flipflops because I had left my lovely espadrilles at home. They are awkward to walk in and excruciatingly painful.

10. I am in need of a haircut.

11. Ribbons are a provider of endless fun.

12. To view a Plymouth Sunrise, don't sit on the right hand side of the Hoe behind the big barracks. You get a lovely view of the sea, but it has recently been discovered that the sun rises in the East.

13. Is it easy to tell the difference between a baby leprechaun and an adult leprechaun?

14. Leprechauns are known as being infinitely 'Lucky'. 'Luck' is often perceived as a series of instances with different possible outcomes that result in giving the most desirable possible outcome of a situation to the 'Lucky' entity. If a Leprechaun doesn't want to have a baby, does it still need to wear a condom?